gayoak:

(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

dampsandwich:

I love having a good time on the internet

justicarsombrero:

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

March 12nd. 

8e-cre8tive:

theravioliyoyo:

nefariousoverlord:

jaclcfrost:

spike and dimitri are twins

and i don’t know who they’re related to

neither do we

go on

I just kind of loved how this movie basically said ‘two strange men are living in our flower pots and we have no idea where they came from but they’re family’

I remember this scene I was laughing so hard about it

“What does Cornelius look like?”

“…….Tom Selleck.” 

oleolecoldplay:

Coldplay Stage @ Live at Hollywood Bowl May 2012

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crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

John Watson + his notebooks

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

cecil-redacted:

cjlatimore:

#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter

so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?

satsukisexual:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD